
So, thanks to the perpetually outraged liberals and the liberal mainstream media—now aptly dubbed the USAID-funded “F” news media (you know what that means)—Elon Musk’s DOGE and his young team are now trending across all social media platforms.
Because of CNN, MSNBC, and their liberal comrades, “BIG BALLS” is trending on the world’s #1 news platform, X! Bravo to their excellent journalism—hunting down a kid’s username instead of reporting on the mass waste and fraud uncovered by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) team.
Before I show you a montage of outraged liberal propagandists losing their minds over someone on Elon Musk’s team daring to use the “unfortunate” name “Big Balls,” let me first play this viral and still-trending CNN clip.
They claimed they were looking into the young guy’s background… Why? To dox him? To turn him and his colleagues into another Covington case?
Remember the Covington Catholic students—all minors—who were smeared by the liberal media? Particularly Nicholas Sandmann, the 16-year-old who was confronted by a Native American activist for wearing a MAGA cap.
He and his classmates were mercilessly defamed by outlets like CNN and NBC, both of which later settled their lawsuits for undisclosed amounts. That’s what happens when you spread fake news about defenseless minors!
But of course, CNN and its professional liars—some of whom are diversity hires—didn’t learn their lesson. They’re at it again, trying to DOX and smear these young members of Elon Musk’s team. Why? Well, TDS—Trump Derangement Syndrome—of course!
What are the liberal media so scared of? The name “Big Balls”? Wait, let me get this straight. A nine-year-old can choose gender-altering surgery, but a 19-year-old is too young and inexperienced to work as an intern in the White House and choose a nickname like “Big Balls”? Is that what we’re saying?
So what happened is, Edward Coristine, known online as “Big Balls,” resigned from his position at the DOGE after media scrutiny over his past behavior, including his nickname and previous employment issues.
Elon Musk, after conducting a poll on X asking if Coristine should be rehired, decided to bring him back. This decision was influenced by public opinion and endorsements from notable figures like Vice President J.D. Vance.
This is why, as an outsider, American politics is so fascinating—and ENTERTAINING!
Before we dive into Elon Musk’s new DOGE team—composed of at least six young individuals, according to publicly available information—let’s address the BIG LIES about Elon Musk and DOGE.
BIG LIE #1: “Elon Musk is an UNELECTED corporatist hired by President Donald Trump to be president.”
That’s exactly what the Democrat leadership—currently very unpopular due to their recent antics—is claiming. “Nobody voted for Elon Musk,” they say.
But do you know who millions of Americans definitely didn’t vote for? The 10,000 employees of USAID. The 87,000 IRS agents hired by Biden. The entire unelected bureaucracy. Not a single one of them was elected, yet they want my freakin’ money!
It’s comical that the Left is suddenly concerned about “unelected” influence when it’s Elon Musk, yet remains silent on George Soros and Alex Soros, whose billions have systematically undermined American institutions.
BIG LIE #2: “DOGE is a private entity led by an unelected Elon Musk.”
The truth? DOGE wasn’t created as a new entity by President Trump. It’s a rebranding of the United States Digital Service (USDS), established under President Barack Obama in 2014.
The USDS was created to improve the government’s digital capabilities after the disastrous rollout of HealthCare.gov. President Trump’s executive order renamed and repurposed this existing agency, moving it from the Office of Management and Budget to the Executive Office of the President, with a new focus on government efficiency.
In other words, the transition from USDS to DOGE was done legally through an executive order—a mechanism for reorganizing government structures. This didn’t bypass Congress; it reassigned and renamed an existing department.
Now, back to Elon Musk’s “Wiz Kids,” who embody the term “weaponized autism,” popularized in 2015. Here are their names and known online nicknames:
- Edward Coristine – Known online as “Big Balls”
- Akash Bobba
- Ethan Shaotran
- Luke Farritor
- Gautier Cole Killian
- Gavin Kliger
Let’s get to know each team member, shall we?
Edward Coristine is a 19-year-old tech enthusiast and first-year student at Northeastern University, majoring in mechanical engineering and physics. He interned at Neuralink, Elon Musk’s brain-computer interface company, and has been involved with DOGE as an “expert” in internal records at the U.S. Office of Personnel Management. Coristine has founded several companies, including Tesla.Sexy LLC, which managed web domains, some registered in Russia.
Akash Bobba, a 22-year-old engineer of Indian origin, graduated from UC Berkeley’s prestigious Management, Entrepreneurship, and Technology (MET) program. Before joining DOGE, he interned at Meta, Palantir, and Bridgewater Associates, showcasing his expertise in AI, data analytics, and financial modeling. Bobba is among the six young engineers appointed by Elon Musk to modernize government systems through technology and automation. He holds a key role at the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), reporting directly to Amanda Scales, the new chief of staff.
Ethan Shaotran, 22, is a senior at Harvard University studying computer science, with cross-registration at MIT and Harvard Business School. He’s part of Musk’s DOGE team, tasked with modernizing government operations through technology. Shaotran holds A-suite level clearance at the General Services Administration (GSA), granting him access to all physical spaces and IT systems within the agency.
Luke Farritor, 23, graduated from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln with a degree in computer science. He interned at SpaceX and was part of a team that won a significant prize at the Vesuvius Challenge for using AI to read ancient scrolls. Farritor is listed as an “information engineer” at the Department of Energy (DOE), where his role involves modernizing IT systems, including those overseeing the U.S. nuclear weapons program.
Gautier Cole Killian, 24, attended McGill University in Canada, majoring in math and computer science. His research focused on Decentralized Autonomous Organizations (DAOs). Before joining DOGE, he worked at Jump Trading, specializing in algorithms and financial markets. Killian is listed as a “Federal Detailee” at the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), suggesting a temporary role in improving efficiency.
Gavin Kliger, 25, graduated from UC Berkeley with a background in computer science. Before DOGE, he worked as a senior software engineer at Databricks. Kliger is described as a “special advisor to the director” at the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) and has been involved in operations at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB).
Given their impressive backgrounds, it’s hilarious that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) called Elon Musk “UNINTELLIGENT” for hiring 19-year-olds. Her only qualification before becoming a diversity hire in Congress? She was a BARTENDER!
I’m pretty sure that 19-year-old is WAY SMARTER than the entire current Democrat leadership. For AOC to mock Elon Musk and call him unintelligent is beyond absurd. She should stick to bartending!
Now, let’s get to the juicy part. Democrat vloggers and podcasters are going full gangster, demanding to know who these young DOGE engineers are. Kara Swisher and Scott Galloway are in full panic mode, even calling for their arrest.
For what crimes? Like most uninformed Democrats, they’re calling DOGE an “illegal, unlawful seizure of power.” Are we hearing this right? Are these guys USAID-funded too?
Yep! They sound like real-life fascists—because that’s exactly what they are!
Elon Musk didn’t take their threats lightly. He posted on X: “Swisher & Galloway are threatening talented young software engineers who gave up high-paying jobs to face death threats while helping the American people. Shame on Swisher & Galloway—cruel, mean, and deceitful human beings.”
These are the same people who joked about Trump being shot. And that bald, NASTY or NOT-SEE-looking guy? That’s Scott Galloway, who bet $358,000 on Kamala Harris to win. He’s wrong about everything!
Apart from direct threats, there’s also the issue of DOXXING by USAID-funded so-called journalists. The most notable example is Katherine Long from The Wall Street Journal, who has recently come under scrutiny for her involvement in the doxxing of Marko Elez, a young member of Elon Musk’s DOGE team.
Before her journalism career, Long had affiliations with the United States Agency for International Development (USAID), where she worked in their communications department, managing projects in Central Asia.
This background has raised questions about potential conflicts of interest, especially given DOGE’s mandate to audit and potentially critique USAID’s operations under the new administration.
Katherine Long wrote an article for The Wall Street Journal titled “DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts,” in which she connected Marko Elez, a 25-year-old DOGE member, to a deleted social media account that allegedly posted racist and controversial content.
This led to Elez’s resignation from his position at DOGE. Many viewed the article as an attempt to “cancel” or discredit Elez, particularly since DOGE was actively auditing USAID—an agency where Long had previously worked.
Following backlash over her article and the revelation of her past ties to USAID, Katherine Long made her X (formerly Twitter) account private. Elon Musk condemned Long’s actions, calling her doxxing and unethical journalism “certainly improper, possibly CRIMINAL!”
Both Musk and Vice President J.D. Vance have expressed support for bringing Elez back into the fold. Musk stated on X, “To err is human, to forgive divine,” emphasizing his belief in second chances.
Vice President Vance added: “I obviously disagree with some of Elez’s posts, but I don’t think stupid social media activity should ruin a kid’s life. We shouldn’t reward journalists who try to destroy people. Ever.”
The irony here is glaring: Katherine Long, the prolific doxxer, has her own history of antisemitic and racist sentiments. This hypocrisy underscores the double standards at play, where those who claim to champion justice and accountability are often the ones perpetuating the very behaviors they condemn.
Meanwhile, the subreddit r/WhitePeopleTwitter is calling for the public execution of DOGE developers. All these calls for violence—isn’t that against Reddit’s rules? How do these people still have accounts? This is why I stopped using Reddit—they shadow-ban anyone who speaks the truth.
The MANY REVELATIONS about USAID and its CIA-affiliated agencies are growing bigger every day, thanks to the hard work of President Donald Trump. He’s creating a tidal wave of news cycles that even the USAID-funded liberal networks can’t keep up with.
The defenders of the Deep State and USAID have one go-to defense: “What about the humanitarian aid? What about the millions who rely on USAID?” Let’s cut the bullshit and break the halo around this so-called “angelic” USAID.
Their humanitarian aid is a facade. Observe the countries that received USAID—many have descended into chaos or been destroyed. That’s because USAID is a front for CIA covert operations.
Their actions don’t serve the United States or its people—they serve the corrupt and evil puppeteers behind the curtain.