For those not in the know yet, dalawang pinakamalalaking personalidad sa local showbiz just joined forces: Vice Gandaand Regine Velasquez.

On Friday, August 8, and Saturday, August 9, the Araneta Coliseum in Quezon City was filled with music and laughter as Asia’s Songbird, Regine Velasquez-Alcasid, and the Unkabogable Phenomenal Box-Office Superstar, Vice Ganda, teamed up for a two-night concert.

Titled Super Divas, they promised a “dance concert” packed with upbeat tracks and the signature humor of both superstars. At dahil two super divas ito, asahan mo na ang kabogan, bardagulan, at kabaklaan na walang kapantay.

Pero ang pinaka-viral? Their jet ski holiday bit — an obvious patama sa mga panatiko ni Rodrigo Duterte, na ayon sa mga birong kumakalat, ay either nakakulong, nagwo-work-from-home mula Davao, o nagbabakasyon sa The Hague.

So for those who couldn’t afford a ₱15,000 ticket, here are the highlights ng concert ng dalawang super divas — a mix of diva vocals, diva punchlines, and unapologetic patutsada.